A little bit of Nowhere

Ever notice how it's the little things in life that amuse us so much? More to the point, ever notice how it's the silly little idiocies in life that amuse us more than anything else? Well, this is not as much ''the little blog that could'' as it is ''the blog that enjoys going up the down escalator in your local mall.'' Will it have anything of real importance? No, probably not. But enjoy the ride never the less!

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Tuesday, June 03, 2003
 
Bride of Torso Crackers!!!

A number of you may recall a recent rant involving the dog treats called People Crackers, and how the last box I bought had nothing but broken crackers/body parts. Well, yesterday I purchased another box, and discovered that most of the People Crackers in this new box are either severed heads or decapitated bodies.

This is getting ridiculously morbid.

In other news, my room smells like Cheerios. I don't know why that is, since I ate Corn Flakes today--though not with chocolate milk. This Cheerio-scented conspiracy worries me, since it's been ages since I've even eaten the cereal. To my knowledge, there are no Cheerios in the house. Are the Cheerio gnomes playing tricks with me? Are they trying to subconsciously force me to gorge myself on nothing but Cheerios? Or are the Cheerio gnomes perhaps responsible for beheading all my People Crackers?

The world may never know....

Today's Lesson: when in doubt, blame the gnomes.