Bride of Torso Crackers!!!
A number of you may recall a recent rant involving the dog treats called
People Crackers, and how the last box I bought had nothing but broken crackers/body parts. Well, yesterday I purchased another box, and discovered that most of the
People Crackers in this new box are either severed heads or decapitated bodies.
This is getting ridiculously morbid.
In other news, my room smells like
Cheerios. I don't know why that is, since I ate Corn Flakes today--though not with chocolate milk. This Cheerio-scented conspiracy worries me, since it's been ages since I've even eaten the cereal. To my knowledge, there are no Cheerios in the house. Are the Cheerio gnomes playing tricks with me? Are they trying to subconsciously force me to gorge myself on nothing but Cheerios? Or are the Cheerio gnomes perhaps responsible for beheading all my
People Crackers?
The world may never know....
Today's Lesson: when in doubt, blame the gnomes.
posted by Phillip at 8:56 AM